Sunday, June 17, 2007
That time, 3 weeks ago(i think)on a sunday morning, Ying n i were juz bathing together in 1 disabled toilet cubicle @ toa payoh swimming complex. It was 2 people,me n ying so we din't wanna squeeze into 1 small normal cubicle.
Then, when both of us were halfway through, SOME IDIOT knocked on the door. HARD. She yelled like some stupid SAN BA,"How come take SO LONG!! I give u 5 MINUTES!" Wah biang. Who did she think she was? Supervisor of the toilet floors?! Then when we were gonna change into our clothes, we heard the SAN BA knocking HARD with her SAN BA fists on the door.AGAIN. That bitch yelled,"Why take so long!!" WE thought it's our mothers, but cannot be. Our mothers would not talk 2 us like that n don't dun have such a SAN BA tone!! But we opened the door anyway to see a not fit to be mother SAN BA n her so many kids. I looked at the other cubicles. SO MANY of them were empty!! Why din't she use those empty cucicles 2 bathe her kids?! N it was quite embarrasing coz we din't wear all our clothes yet. She repeated that sentence of hers again. We slammed the door n started wearing our clothes. Ying started 2 complain about that BITCH. Then a son-of-the-bitch yelled,"EH!! FASTER LAH!! U ALL TAKE SO LONG LOR!!" I managed a shut up. That stupid boy doesn't have the right to yell at us!! After wearing, we opened the door n went out. Then that SAN BA say,"Next time bathing don't talk!" SAN BA!! Bathing cannot talk meh? She controller of talking meh?! I regreted not calling her an idiot in front of everyone. She went into the toilet, true enough. I felt like banging on the cubicle she was in.
Then 2 weeks ago i go malaysia so i din't get to join my cousin. Ying's mother(Yi Yi) spotted THAT WOMAN again and told me the story. She was waiting 4 this poor old granny whom juz went into the disabled toilet. The bitch kept banging on the door n yelling the same old phrase that she yelled at me that week. You noe, old people do things slow slow mah! Very inconsiderate loh!! Why can't she juz be patient?! There's also other empty cubicles lor!! If she so fertile, have so many children, why dun she use 2 toilets 4 her chldren 2 share?! Run around very mah fan meh?! These poor children are soo unlucky 2 have such a gundoh mum. She's setting a very bad example 4 her kids, u noe!!
I wish i can go 2 the toa payoh swimming complex next week on sunday morning again with my cousin n go to the disabled toilet on purpose n if that woman comes we'll purposely bathe SO SLOW until she gives up n we'll scold her a string of BAD WORDS. N we'll tell her children,"I suggest u all better change your mum." Eh heh heh. She'll get her just deserts!!
loved at 7:59 PM
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